Travel wanker went to Wuhan “before it was famous”
Your hostel’s obligatory travel wanker wants you to know he visited Wuhan way before any of this coronavirus kerfuffle.
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Month: January 2020
Total sociopaths throw football around crowded hostel courtyard
It’s 10:30 pm at the BDB Hostel in Hainan, China, and the situation is starting to get very tense.
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Wistful Scott Morrison types “Maldives” into Skyscanner
After literal days of work, Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison is bushed and could really do with a tropical holiday.
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“New year, new me,” mumbles backpacker coming down from week-long bender on January 7
One traveller’s new year’s resolution has come a week late after a booze- and drug-fuelled bender got his 2020 off to a very sloppy start.
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Backpacker resolves to continue drinking, partying, not having a job in 2020
An Aussie backpacker has today publicly vowed to continue “being a mad dog and not give into mainstream ideas of how to live life.”
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