Australian government reminds backpackers that bushfires are no excuse for avoiding farm work
A British lass driving at 140 km/h to escape a catastrophic bushfire on the outskirts of Sydney better not be
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Absolute fuckhead continues to vape in Sydney
A grade-A tool has today been spotted vaping in Sydney, a city currently so polluted by hazardous smoke that hipsters have begun knitting the air.
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Wistful Scott Morrison types “Maldives” into Skyscanner
After literal days of work, Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison is bushed and could really do with a tropical holiday.
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European backpackers flock to Sydney to save money on ciggies
Thousands of smoke-starved European backpackers have this week converged on Sydney to cop a lungful for free.
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Pilot pops off for scheduled break during catastrophic engine fire
A pilot for Australia’s largest airline has today stuck to his guns and taken his scheduled 15-minute break on a Hawaii-Sydney flight despite both the plane’s engines being on fire and the plane itself being stuck in a critical nosedive.
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Australian tourism ad fails to mention skin cancer, deadly animals, price of beer
An Australian tourism ad that’s heavy on stock footage of remote beaches and cuddly koalas paints an unrealistic picture of the Land Down Under, backpackers around the country have claimed.
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4 heavenly tropical destinations where you can shirk your duty as the leader of a burning nation
If you want to leave the bushfires behind so you can get lit in paradise, we’ve scouted four of the best tropical destinations for you.
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Aggressively xenophobic Queenslander chooses to run backpacker hostel for some reason
The benefits of the business compared to the upkeep seem pretty limited, but that doesn’t stop him from running a hostel that he pretty openly despises.
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