“New year, new me,” mumbles backpacker coming down from week-long bender on January 7
One traveller’s new year’s resolution has come a week late after a booze- and drug-fuelled bender got his 2020 off to a very sloppy start.
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BREAKING: Bloody hell, the Brits are singing again
Tonight, streets have come alive with the voices of the people. It’s not a parade, nor even a protest, but something much more special: pissed Brits.
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Vegan, lactose-intolerant, gluten-free backpacker only consumes sugar if it’s been fermented first
A 23-year-old backpacker from Portland only eats locally sourced, vegan, raw, activated superfoods, but is happy to drink vodka and do drugs.
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Honeymooners relive the glory days by getting absolutely hammered on cheap tequila
A pair of newlyweds have paid homage to the good old days by getting absolutely wankered on cheap tequila during their honeymoon in Cancun.
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Backpacker enters stage of alcoholism where 9 am beers are no biggie
Having decided that 9 am beers are fair game, Scottish backpacker James Acton-McAlister has unwittingly transitioned into life as a stage-three alcoholic.
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Backpacker who doesn’t realise it’s Easter continues sinning just as much as usual
In open defiance of God, Irish backpacker Billy Charlesford has this weekend continued sinning as if it weren’t even Easter.
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I built this yurt with the skin I flayed off my enemies’ backs. Please, come inside for a drink
Greetings, weary traveller, and welcome to my family’s yurt! I built it using the hide and bones of more than 90 men I slew with my own hand.
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Absolute trashbag “finds herself” in Ibiza
Terrible human being Stacy von Hummerberg has “got a whole new perspective on life” during a month-long bender in Ibiza.
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“Drink this,” says toothless Balkan man holding suspicious yellow liquid
A dentally challenged Serbian grandpa insists you try his urine-coloured homemade alcohol. Local sources have confirmed that 73-year-old Slavoljub Radivojević
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