“I hate tourists!” says tourist
A whiny little hipster traveller has surprised nobody today by declaring that she hates tourists. This is despite the fact that she is, in every measurable way, a fucking tourist.
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WTF?? This bus driver from a remote Bolivian village doesn’t speak English!
To the dismay of a loud American tourist, the Bolivian man driving the local bus from Gayos to Pozo del
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Tourist’s Paris itinerary suddenly becomes less hectic
Notre Dame’s fiery collapse has had at least one semi-positive consequence, with an Australian tourist’s Paris itinerary suddenly becoming a lot freer.
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Americans in shock as Aussie backpacker casually drops 17th C-bomb of the morning
An Aussie backpacker has offended his American hosts by repeatedly letting slip the foulest of all four-letter words. Seemingly unaware
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BREAKING: Tourist in Iran ambushed by lunch invitations, held at kebab point, forced to sleep in family’s spare bedroom
Sensational footage of locals ambushing an unsuspecting tourist in Iran has emerged on the internet. The first of three videos
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BREAKING: Backpacker spotted using pre-touchscreen phone
A solo traveller under the age of 30 has been spotted this morning unashamedly using a Nokia 3315 in full
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Just because I’m a white tourist doesn’t mean I’m rich. But I am.
As a white tourist, local people always assume I’m absolutely loaded wherever I go. They try to sell me unnecessary
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I’m only being nice because my culture demands it, you stupid tourist
Do you think I really wanted to spend the past five days waiting on you hand and foot, you stupid
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Heavily tanned Greek man offers female backpacker “the package tour”
A middle-aged Greek man wearing several kilograms worth of gold jewellery has offered a young female tourist “the package tour,” witnesses at Athens’ largest ferry terminal have confirmed.
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